Planetwebber

Rob Webber * Comedy* Actor/Writer * NYC

bestnatesmithever:

airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

From now on I am going to use this.
"Sorry, we’re out of fries."
"Fuck you. Strong letter to follow."

Old School Class

bestnatesmithever:

airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

From now on I am going to use this.

"Sorry, we’re out of fries."

"Fuck you. Strong letter to follow."

Old School Class

Tonight!
This July, the Magnet Theater’s resident sketch comedy team, CA$H, takes you to the city that never wakes up, Las Vegas. 9 hopes! 9 dreams! 9 hands compete in a “Who-Can-Hold-On-The-Longest” competition to win two tickets to the final sold-out performance of the universe’s brightest star, Celine Dion, at Caesars Palace. In a show where Hollywood impersonators and Roman Gods collide, 9 or so characters, with their grip on the same two tickets, gamble away their lives, love and children for the once in a lifetime chance of hearing “my heart will go on” one last time. But whose hands can HOLD ON until the very end?
RESERVATIONS
Directed by: Jana Schmieding
Cast: Matt Antonucci, Kate Emswiler, Joe Lepore, Michael Lutton, Ruby Marez, Adam Twitchell, Phoebe Tyers, Matt Wassung, Rob Webber
Show Credits: The Cast includes some of NYC’s most talented writers and performers with credits on MTV, VH1, A&E, PBS, NPR, TruTV, College Humor, The Onion News Network, LandineTV, Above Average, and Story Pirates.

Tonight!

This July, the Magnet Theater’s resident sketch comedy team, CA$H, takes you to the city that never wakes up, Las Vegas. 9 hopes! 9 dreams! 9 hands compete in a “Who-Can-Hold-On-The-Longest” competition to win two tickets to the final sold-out performance of the universe’s brightest star, Celine Dion, at Caesars Palace. In a show where Hollywood impersonators and Roman Gods collide, 9 or so characters, with their grip on the same two tickets, gamble away their lives, love and children for the once in a lifetime chance of hearing “my heart will go on” one last time. But whose hands can HOLD ON until the very end?

RESERVATIONS

Directed by: Jana Schmieding

Cast: Matt Antonucci, Kate Emswiler, Joe Lepore, Michael Lutton, Ruby Marez, Adam Twitchell, Phoebe Tyers, Matt Wassung, Rob Webber

Show Credits: The Cast includes some of NYC’s most talented writers and performers with credits on MTV, VH1, A&E, PBS, NPR, TruTV, College Humor, The Onion News Network, LandineTV, Above Average, and Story Pirates.

So I ask the American commentators, please stop announcing that Landon Donovan is the “all-time U.S. leading goal scorer.” He is not. With 57 international goals, he’s not even in the Top Five.

The all-time U.S. leading goal scorer is Abby Wambach, with 167 goals, followed by Mia Hamm (158), Kristine Lilly (130), Michelle Akers (105) and Tiffeny Milbrett (100). In fact, Abby Wambach is the all-time leading goal scorer in the world, among all soccer players, male or female.

http://jezebel.com/world-cup-soccer-stats-erase-the-sports-most-dominant-p-1601275793 (via thusspakekate)

Zing!

(via daisyrosario)

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